Written in an English patois called Danglish, which is used in the homes of those English speakers attempting to acquire the Danish language, mixed with Southern California slang, the text is both challenging and rewarding, humorous and serious. Futuristic. Fun. Those who read this book are well on their way to acquiring the Danish language::::Cool!

William Fairbrother
The famous virtual detective Dick Calm and his friends chase after a missing mirror file from a dead server, only to uncover the identity of 7z's, the most notorious hacker of them all. The chase takes him from the screen and casts him into real life dangers and adventures, shakes him out of his routine isolation and casts him head long into the undulating tentacles of friendship and love. In something like the classic detective novel mode. He saves the virtual world from certain destruction! But leaves it to us to determine whether that's such a good thing.

157 pages, 48,084 words, 436 kb (Word.doc), 641 kb (pdf), 206 kb (lit)

© William Fairbrother 2000
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Notes

Chronology

About William

(opening paragraph):

    I am drinking en suicide, equal parts Diet Coke, Sprite o orange, well, heavy po de orange, slobber en lil o wipe it mel de sleeve of my ratty Stanford sweat, poking veck ad en revamp of en spam I had sent ude three days foran vilken fetched nada; occasionally watching de stock market quotes loob along de bottom of de screen::::I don't kender vofor::::kune til grrr it::::one day, one day I'll jump ind, you kender. Haven't had en job ind months o I'm grinding, thinking of unloading 10g's of hard stuff kune used::::I fo twelve drives, 75 g's, alle slotted o traking steady. Suddenly de mail flag mazes op, so I save my surly spam::::o it's ig en doyly effort::::'I vill feender anyone eller anyting bedre end any dickbot ude der::::o alle for de low low price of $29.95 op::::no one does it bedre::::de most sophisticated surveillance mechanisms available::::expert.' You kender, alle den smeg...

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