Marika's Cooking

  
 
Though not a novel in the strictest sense, this 9000 line poem reads like a novel...

          "Marika misreads her husband's absence and distance to mean a depreciation of their love.  She concocts ever more exotic gourmet meals, goaded on by her mother and girlfriends, in an effort to win him back.  She goes to an old gypsy woman whose remedy coincides with her husband doing something about the strengthening of their relationship, and her becoming pregnant.  Great Joy!
           "Her best friend falls in love.
           "Marika helps a friend remake the menu of his restaurant, working in a restaurant kitchen for the first time, and there having a young precocious cook become infatuated with her.
           "Her best friend's relationship ends badly.  Marika nurses her through a month-long depression.  The menu receives rave reviews.  She takes her friend to the gypsy, whose cure shatters their relationship.
           "Her husband is given a bonus and vacation, which they decide to spend on a garden party.  Her family, her many friends, and even her best friend arrive, and they eat, drink and dance."

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Dick Calm::::Virtual Detective

  
 
Written in an English patois called Danglish, which is used in the homes of those English speakers attempting to acquire the Danish language, mixed with Southern California slang, the text is both challenging and rewarding, humorous and serious. Futuristic. Fun. Those who read this book are well on their way to acquiring the Danish language::::Cool!

The famous virtual detective Dick Calm and his friends chase after a missing mirror file from a dead server, only to uncover the identity of 7z's, the most notorious hacker of them all. The chase takes him from the screen and casts him into real life dangers and adventures, shakes him out of his routine isolation and casts him head long into the undulating tentacles of friendship and love. In something like the classic detective novel mode. He saves the virtual world from certain destruction! But leaves it to us to determine whether that's such a good thing.

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Wanderings

  
 
A philosophical thriller. Friends meet in a city and go for a hike in the mountains, where they meet a friend who is wholly consumed by 'being' both the analytical tradition and phenomenology. They go travelling through various landscapes in search of the one or the other which will make this friend whole. Intertextuality creates a unique enjambment of thought. All of western thought is pronounced...

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Fish Terror

  
 
Romeo and Juliet meets contemporary socialist realism...

 

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