When
George W. Bush was hanged
the other day, he wanted a bag
over his head – and they scrounged
real hard, and came up with a shopping sack.
The
whole thing was televised, of course,
that’s how he wanted it – ‘No mini-
cameras on me!’ he declared, though,
oddly, the press wasn’t really interested -
Seems
miss Spears was throwing twat
somewhere across the nation
and Oprah had signed another book –
just shiny day, all of a sudden.
The
prime had been raised, and
that, of course, took everyone’s interest.